"Woof. This place looks like a war zone"
"It’s pretty crowded all day. Cardio is fine but if you need free weights, good luck!"
"Monday Burger Night is where it’s at! Great beer selection. Ask for Brittany at the bar and tip your servers!!!"
"Going after 5PM means waiting a lot longer for machines. Go in the morning before about 3PM or at night to avoid the crowds!"
"If you're here with all the people who live here, you deserve a drink! It's rare, but it does happen!"