Gel-filled bras are permitted through security screening and aboard aircraft.
People, empowered by technology, have changed everything. Thanks to those of you in the tech industry who work hard to help make that happen. Fly safely, but return swiftly. There's more work to do.
Security clearance is definitely the time to pay bills over the phone or make other long hold time related calls.
Ask the homeland security for a copy of your body scan to send out as sexy Christmas cards!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... Unless you get a VD then you have some explaining to do!
If you are lucky enough to be selected for a full body scan. Moan loudly and tell them good it feels.
Welcome to the "creative capital of the world" with 1 in 6 residents working in the creative industry. Unfortunately that hasn't translated to a smart use of social media in the movie industry.
If you punch a hipster and knock their MBA off the table you'll get a free Pellegrino from the girl with the short hair behind the counter.
When grabbing coffee at 5 am don't be a picky bitch. The correct answer is double tall non-fat latte.
Fart as you pass by tsa and the xray security scanners. Not only will they want to rush you through, it makes a cool dust cloud on the scanners screen. :0)
have a Mac & Jack's IPA at Africa Lounge (across from gate A5.) Remember, though: NO firearms allowed in bar.
Get the TSA agent's phone number after they take a free grope at your genitals. Ask them on a proper date!
Don't eat the pods/seeds in the pot! They are not meant to be eaten, just a seasoning! Also it gets steamy so you make up melts off. Not a good date spot!
Try the 3rd stall. Its very spacious. Its like the presidential suite of THD shitters.
Get a smile from a TSA agent! Like climbing Everest, but keep trying. You will have a fee opportunities. If nothing else, you will feel better. :-)
Don't get upset b/c the A-list line is moving slow. Keep calm. You are flying southwest out of Oakland... U ain't a baller!
