"Try the Queen of Violet! mmm"
"This place is a dump. Cheap, but a dump."
"Come check out bingo at Crush every 2nd & 4th Tuesday from 8-10! FREE to play and happy hour all night long!!"
"See Heather at the Print Center for GREAT service!"
"Order the special, it's always fresh and delicious!"
"Staff is great and drinks are awesome!"