"FREE AIR CHECKS by certified experts!! Quit wasting time and money at the gas station and let us check your tires!!:-)"
"See Rick he owns the joint and is the only person I'll let touch me with a needle"
"half a pitcher Ice cold pabst for $2!? Winning!!"
"Come see Rob for all your tire needs:-)"
"Hot eats and cool treats"
"The coke tastes like vanilla coke"