"The archery dept. is amazing. Helpful, fast, and extremely knowledgeable. They're there to help you and not trying to squeeze every last dollar."
"Philly Cheesesteak with pizza sauce is a blessing from heaven. Guaranteed orgasm in your mouth"
"You must have the Alaskan King Crab Legs. Simply spectacular! Best I've had!"
"Check in, cheer for your tigers, and add your mayor fellow mayor as a friend!!"
"Might as well kiss your car good bye if you park here"