"30 minute wait... Worth it!"
"Come here to use airplanes."
"Waiting for priority luggage? Walk upstairs and grab some Starbucks. Don't worry- you'll have plenty of time before your luggage hits the conveyor. This is UNACCEPTABLE USAir!"
"Best turquoise west of Arlen. ~ John Redcorn"
"Hey, you, middle-aged professional... Lift some weight or get the hell our of the way! You can "plank" at your house!"
"Add another 25-60 minutes to your trip just to wait for your checked luggage. US Airways is the SLOWEST domestic carrier at IAH when it comes to baggage delivery."