"Try the new black bean burrito! Delicious!"
"Excellent food, great service. A must-visit!"
"The Po-Po's authority is not recognized in Fort Kick Ass. DANGER ZONE!!!"
"Staff very knowledgeable and friendly! 10% off graphic novels when you pay cash!"
"Be wary of the EVIL DEATH BEE..."
"Zuppa Toscana is delicioso! Service and waitstaff are some of the best in QC!"