"Get the clam chowder, it's thick and full of clams. Forgo the salad combo and just get the bowl."
"Cheap cuts and great personal service. Ask for Steve. He's super relaxed and talented. Also, there's always amazing art, magazines, and music to keep you entertained. A PBR doesn't hurt either."
"To all you West Coasters: Wachovia is owned by Wells Fargo, so you can come here to do your business instead of opening a new account."
"Allow 30 minutes to get your omlette at the Terrace Dining Room."
"Take the stairs to your room as an excercise routine."