"I can buy better chips at Walgreens. Why the change to such a terrible product?"
"Uh oh. Different chips today. White & bland out of a bag, instead of the usual crispy, bubbly, fresh yellow ones."
"Petite black magic cake from the bakery...great icing, eh cake."
"Open 'til 11 for world's best cookie late!"
"Specify if you want your rice & curry in separate containers for leftovers & takeout or they toss them together willy-nilly."
"Great for a quiet evening stroll or for a breathtaking photo shoot."