"A roomful if the most pretentious twats in London. Over priced too."
"wi-fi password: caravan1 - via 4sqwifi.com"
"wi-fi password: thompson - via 4sqwifi.com"
"wi-fi password: grill123 - via 4sqwifi.com"
"Wifi password : croissant"
"Make sure you go on the thomsons VIP cruise. It's amazing. No kids either, even better"