"Stop in to see Tim for the best fade in Polk co. After you're all trimmed up go next store to The Hair Company and ask Cheryl for a free facial."
"When visiting this store, ask the employees if they know Jesus... They should, he is the manager. So let me ask, do you know Jesus? Oh, and make sure you get an iPhone from James!"
"Just go ahead and order an iPhone 4 from manager Steve Loofe & gang and rap that thing in an otterbox case!"
"Pick up the otterbox case when you buy your iPhone. Also, ask your sales rep to fill out an elead form. Ask them to explain a-list."
"When visiting this location it's normally a good idea to come hungry, bring a bathing suit, & maybe even pajamas. Welcome to the North Side."