"Hotter 'n Texas massage with Claudia is the best massage I've ever had. Highly recommended."
"Do yourself a favor and get the chicken salad sandwich...love this place!"
"Play the Wizard of Oz slots in Beijing!"
"Fun Italian souvenirs, but ask prices before you pay."
"Stale donuts! And they don't honor Foursquare coupon. Use your calories elsewhere."
"Skip the eel roll. Too chewy."