"Tell Fasil he's a stud!"
"The 'blackened gold' is single handledly the best cocktail I've ever had!"
"Save money on your energy bills AND protect the environment by switching to solar power!"
"Theres never enough TP to go around. You may wanna BYOTP!"
"Try the Ruffled Shirt! It's Saint Germain, Bitters, and White Sparkling Wine with an orange twist. Delicious!"