"If you sit outside, watch out for pigeons stealth shit-bombing your cocktails. No, really."
"Tabasco sauce + frozen margarita = simultaneous burning mouth brainfreeze"
"A jungle curry to blow your socks off; even if you are wearing shoes."
"BUY ALL THE THINGS! \o/"
"Now open 'til late Fri & Sat! (9:30 other nights). Open 7days."
"Seems to be the only source of semi decent coffee within about 2k of Ashfield"