"Make up a good name for a drink. Order or and tell the bartender you just did so and for him to make it. Repeat."
"Poor bag placement in the veggie section. Grab a bunch at once."
"Ummm... Chicken Especiale is AWESOME!!!"
"If you want to leave a completely worthless tip, leave yet another about how people should use the sky link train."
"Try the medicine. It's delicious."