"Food did NOT match the menu, the chef substituted ingredients. Plates were chipped and the tea cup was dirty. The waiter had his thumb in my soup! For real! An all round poor experience!"
"Excellent! The service is wonderful. The menu a delight. The food, fantastic! How nice is this place? We are in town for two days, we shall eat here tomorrow! Again!"
"Get here before nine on a Sunday morning, and the place is all yours! Free wifi too."