"I come here not just for the fresh fruit and vegetables, but for the freshest flowers in town...! Great prices on everything!"
"Came here for an art show for a friend once...it was awesome! Great sorbet here..."
"Fill out the survey on the back of the receipt and get a promo code for free food...!"
"Try the Italian Cheeseburger...peppers onions and potatoes on top!"
"Is your computer acting up again? Maybe you need someone to wall mount your television or install your car stereo! Come into Best Buy today and visit Geek Squad for a solution to your problems!"
"Brian Ferri has an adult penguin!"