"Handing if you want to do an ancient Masonic ritual while on layover."
"Holy crap they remodeled. A lot less seating. How will the bears cruise each other here now?"
"Lube & condoms in a locked case? Really?"
"It's cash only and they close at 8PM. Two inconveniences, but it's totally worth it!"
"Curry armpits, that is all."
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