"The laundry really piled up at this place but they throw one wicked party."
"Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want Yo live there. Wait a minute... I do."
"Awesome! Just don't have an epic super fail by forgetting your id!"
"I don't think they cleaned that er room. Tubes in the floor and trash under the bed. Told the nurse and she was like whatever. Pretty disappointed but Dr. Riggins was fab!"
"Sleep with the Sharks is a really fun and educational experience. It's just past my bed time...but so fun!"
"Awesome salon. Top notch stylists and knowledgeable staff. smokin' atmosphere. I love it."