"Nom, worth driving to the north side for :)"
"Cheap Monday steak night! $13.95 steak chips and salad :)"
"Kebabs are greasier than the Exxon Valdez and expensive... But probably the least terrible food they sell."
"Put some pork on your fork"
"Try the Spanish eggs, they are divine!"
"Their website has all the information you need to make a takeaway order, perfect!"