Billy Jaeger

"Come in on a Monday for $2 draft PBR and $2 shots of Jameson. Pool and ping pong are only $2 per hour, as well."

"But your smoke supplies from the super silly sanguine Sketch."

"The BBQ'd Ribs might be the most delicious thing I've ever tasted. Ever."

"Go here when Rally's is out of shakes."

"Walk 40 paces southeast from the large brick structure. Small amount of climbing required to reach entrance. Warning: Admittance is contigent upon recitation of Password or answering of a riddle."

"Do your taxes here. Also, the free water and coffee are quite good. Wouldn't recommend coming after the 15th of April, though. Taxes are out of season then, and they go quite stale."