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"I'm a rueben connoisseur and their rueben is by far the best I've ever had! If Ri' Ra' Irish pub reads this, hook me up with a life time supply of Reuben's!"
"I run this joint! This is my territory! Anyways, great customer service with a smile! And very solid products! Andrew wilson is my hero."