"Come check out Lee Whiteman & the One No. 7 Band when they're in town! They're a hell of a time, and you're guaranteed to have a blast."
"Tony P. is known and loved by everyone on the face of the planet mostly due to winning the award for the greatest cashier on the planet."
"Tony P. knows the solution to every math problem ever crested."
"Try their green beans, they're a house specialty."