"Free wifi. See the board in the waiting area for details!"
"Staff are unbelievably rude, at all times of year."
"Stop off here after a drunken night, strip off, and swim. Follow up with a fresh chocolate croissant from Yannis the baker at the top of the market..."
"Great tequila vodka and rud bull! Ask For one and they won't look at you strangely unlike all other restaurants in molyvos!"
"Avis charge $75 to put up the top of a jeep convertible at return. At minimum wage, it must take almost 8 hours to do!!"
"The meat is stuck in customs"