"The men's room has the door with the green headed duck."
"The tool library is a great way to get everything from small tools (hammers and drills) to special tools (jackhammers and wood chippers) for a lot cheaper than buying!"
"The pasta bar buffet every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday is hard to beat! Plus you get a 20% discount if you work for most major downtown employers."
"Athletic talent is served in liquid form via pitcher for $8!"
"The fall harvest is an awesome experience: Spend a few hours harvesting grapes, then it's stomping and sampling time!"
"Enjoy a Charlie Boy (loose meat sandwich) and a Schooner (large frozen goblet filled with your choice of draft beer)."