"Just horrible service. Wait times are absurd. Can't handle crowds."
"Good place to drink. Eat elsewhere. Food quality very poor for price. Service slow."
"Food is excellent recommend Croque Madame"
"Excellent food, atmosphere, etc"
"Mac n Cheese is excellent, but be forewarned it might take years off your life."
"Get there before the kids come, otherwise you'll be waiting 10 minutes for that crucial life decision; jelly or plain donut"