"Burgers aren't that great fries are the saving grace. If you want a good burger go to plan B in Hartford."
"Put things away after you use them don't be a slob."
"Don't stomp on the treadmills it's annoying and it's a sign of bad form."
"Don't count on your cell phone working out here!"
"If you poop on the floor you're going to get kicked out!"
"One of the medical assistants clogs the shitters frequently watch out!"