"Great, relaxing atmosphere and no inflated DC prices! Michelle is fantastic for facials and waxing."
"Knowledgable staff, friendly and local! So much better than mail order for derby gear."
"The woman who announces the rush hour weekday schedules sounds exactly like Lynn from Bob's Burgers."
"Teams that are banned: Steelers, Pats and anything from Philly or Boston."
"Pet the dogs but do not leave food or beverages unattended. They are vultures."
"We use alcohol in place of the cheesecake."