"Sapporo on tap! Grab a pint!"
"Catch a show here Thurs thru Sat. $10 for one or $15 for both shows that night!"
"Guess what! There is parking UPSTAIRS!!! You dont have to clog up the entrance for one downstairs"
"Try the bald eagle. It's a Jersey ripper with spicy mustard relish! Yummy!"
"Looking for NY pizza in LA? It doesn't get better than Vitos!"
"Grab a snack here then check out a show at the UCB theater down the street!"