"The 2013 Taurus might be worse on gas mileage and I hate to say it, but its true...its actually a damn sweet ride over the Nissan Ultima"
"Only go first Friday of the month when its free. Such a high percentage of exhibits are broken."
"If you see Chuck making food, you know its going to be a good night"
"Southwest airlines flights are at far end of terminal, do not park right away but drive in halfway"
"If you forget your citrus, they got mega cuties"