"1st time I've sent food back in years! Ribs were so tough I couldn't chew them. Got links instead, they were nearly as bad. Microwaved meat? It's criminal!"
"Seriously, the best breakfast burrito in the world! (get the bacon option)"
"SPECK! eat it, thank me later"
"Watch out for the dog-teasing gophers!"
"Open seating on the bar-terrace. There is no better (public) place to have lunch in Napa"