"Diaz Bros has moved to the Flood Building! 870 Market Street, 4th Floor #486. Bigger space, same excellent service!"
"No bathroom inside, sorry."
"Still own a VCR? This Rasputin has an entire VHS section with a ridiculous selection."
"Splurge at Brenda's and eat real fried chicken. The BFC will not disappoint."
"Thai House Express is changing their name to House of Thai. Everything else stays the same."