"Better than eating cardboard"
"Full service Tim Hortons is now open and a coffee shop passed security! Oh and free wifi provided by @westjet"
"It smells like dirt near the potatoes"
"Watch out for Thomas the giraffe. He is sneaky and steals your change."
"Join the yard club! Buy 10 get one free... Oh and they get you drunk."
"If you wait in the car you don't have to smell the trash that goes here."