"Slow but friendly service. Bring your alcoholic beverages in with you to keep yourself entertained!"
"Ask for Destiny King. She's amazing."
"If you go for Bounce Night, stay inside so you don't get this bar in trouble with its neighbors!"
"Check out the Carnival Kings every Tuesday at midnight. Get there before 11PM for a reduced cover and drink specials."
"Hate the name, hate the frat clientele, but love the poboys. Try the fried shrimp poboy, with cheese fries on the side."
"Only open Friday and Saturday, unless there's a Saints on a Sunday. Cheap drinks. Closes by 1 AM on the weekends."