Alex Martin

"This Von's may seem a bit sketch at first glance but the staff is cool and the liquor prices are good, especially if you buy six bottles. And remember, your Safeway club card works here too!"

"In case you didn't know it already, the PBR stands for Professional Bull Riders, not Pabst Blue Ribbon. Save yourself the embarrassment."

"When you're flying Hawaiian Air, remember that the people are bigger but the seats aren't... so if you have a shot at that 1st Class upgrade, take it."

"Everything is 10% off between 3 and 5pm but come early if you want the curry pan... they go quickly!"

"Good location, colorful crowd, tasty sandwiches and open late. What's not to like? Big tables are good for sharing so don't bother stuffing yourself into one of those little penalty desks by the door."

"Wow, Katy, you are sooo cute! Good luck with that "homework" and call me if you're ever in Las Vegas!"