"Brandon has killer instincts. Have fun, yr in good hands here."
"$4 buys A LOT of fries."
"House noodle with beef is extra nice when you eat it here... Perhaps because you are more inclined to utilize the fish sauce and chili oils on the counter."
"It's all about the handmade tortillas! Try a fresh ground beef quesadilla."
"DIY Bloody Mar Bar is a unique experience, but ordering the house version is a safer bet for a good Bloody Mary."
"Everybody knows about the Nebulous Potato Thing. Show some true menu mastery and order an Upside Down Hog Cake with a runny egg on top. Skillz!"