"Paying by card? Be aware that the machines here add a tip on the total, INCLUDING TAX."
"No longer serving Sunday roasts, which is extremely disappointing. The replacement menu is ok, but nothing I'd come back for. Still a beautiful pub and worth coming in for a pint..."
"Charging £6.95 for the overly sweet minty cocktail they call a "mojito" is a crime. I should've known better to expect a great cocktail, I just didn't think it would be THAT bad."
"Looking for cellphone parking? Don't make the second left-hand turn, go straight through the lights."