"Most disgusting restrooms ever. Makes 7-Eleven look like a hospital. Wonder what the kitchen is like. Ugh :("
"They have all of the security signs outside because there are no windows. A theif's wet dream. When they see you go inside, they have an hour of complete privacy to break into or steal your car."
"The tall guy likes to snuggle. Be sure to snuggle."
"Best Bloody Mary ever. And I'm from Texas, so I know! ;) Yes, that's bacon. Yes, it's amazing."