"Laptop folk, please limit your time and keep your shoes on."
"Was great until this happened: female patron: I can't have another drink or they will have to carry me home. Male Bartender: First dibs. #rapey"
"If I was still in my early twenties, I would have probably loved it. But alas the NYU senioritis crew made it unbearable."
"Really slow on weekday mornings."
"They have the NBA League Pass."
"Got a great cut from Victoria!"