"It's pretty, but don't dare touch the walls, doors furniture....in fact it might be good to hold your breath..."
"Wow this apple turnover was so clearly processed but so clearly good!!!!! I need to know which box this microwaveable pie came out of."
"Not necessarily a "resort", but has everything you need!"
"The greek style half chicken might just be the best roast chicken in Manhattan. They must roast it in a tub of butter. And this is coming from an east village/west village food snob."
"The new black spicy ramen was great! I would taste the soup separate from sauce first to see how much sauce you want in the soup instead of mixing all at once. Oh, but they now charge for tea :-("
"The vanilla rhubarb was phenomenal!"