"Try the cerveza beer, it's delicious."
"They don't know what tap water is"
"Bandeja Paisa with Mango juice in milk. Mmmmm"
"If you talk to the right people you'll get a free cheese quesadilla every time you come. EVERYTHING is good. My favorite is the carnitas!"
"Nelson will be your man-servant with pleasure, tip him well. Grecia is a pure hustler, but likely the finest alt girl here. Karen has the purest heart. Jimena is the yin to Karen's yang (BFF's)."