"Try the Cheese Plate - Excellent selection and comes with the spiced pecans."
"The best gelato in town. Seriously. Don't even bother going anywhere else."
"Go on the weekend for the best $3 bloody mary of your life."
"The only things on tap are Old Style and Miller. If you stay late enough, you can barter with the bartender on shot prices."
"Get here early and get a table, then snag a game - Scrabble goes quick."
"Go to Janik's, get the banana smoothie and the eggs florentine. Yum."