"I got a hot chocolate the other day. It was surprisingly terrible. Like watered down and not sweet. But, it looked pretty."
"Umm, I kinda felt like the grass could have been greener. But, maybe I was on the wrong side."
"I often complain that too many trendy bars serve undersized weak "fancy" drinks that are more like a shot on ice. But this place makes excellent, strong and delicious drinks."
"There's nothing spectacular about this place but, I've been coming here since triple crown days and it's never done me wrong. The bartender made a surprisingly great dirty vodka martini."
"The people are nice and courteous and didn't make me feel like a second citizen for using a groupon."