"Decent food. S—l—o—w service."
"They now accept Visa and MasterCard (but not AMEX)"
"The pizza is brilliant buuuuut the chatty staff seem easily distracted..."
"The courtyard looks like a Bolivian hostel on a rainy day but with less coke and more shit students."
"Rotating display of Where's Wally posters."
"Brilliant pancakes. £4 for a stack of three. Add blueberries, chocolate chips, peanut butter or fruit compote from £1 more."