"Ask for "Persian tea". Fresh-brewed and kept in carafes like coffee (they have coffee, decaf, and Persia tea)."
"The specials in the back of the menu aren't available except as specials. And they're worth it. Break out of the tyranny of the kabab."
"The mint tea is not to be missed!"
"Don't miss the Drachenweg (the dragon walk)!"
"Order "mate cocido" instead of coffee or tea for a real taste of Argentina!"
"Meh. Too loud, too dark, and the bar tenders aren't great. Bring earplugs."