"Rooms only have one available electric outlet in the wall. Ask the front desk for a power strip surge protector. Problem solved ;)"
"Bus plays harry potter soundtrack music... Awesome!"
"Difficult to rationalize coming back. From no menus, to wobbly table, to dirty coffee mugs, empty sugar bowl, wrong orders. Get a new savory chef as well."
"Here's the ultimate wedding tip... Stand by the entrance to the kitchen, and then you can receive all of the hors d'oeuvres! Suckers!"
"Gave me a venti for the price of a grande, because I'm cute ;)"
"Excellent food, quick delivery service.... very impressed!"