"The bathroom is soy spacious!!! Spend quality time I'm there."
"The pool is lovely. Just no swimming 14 days after you've had diarrhea. It's a thing! Google it."
"This building was built by Cecil De Mille for his mother in the early 1900's."
"I'm free as I stare at the sea."
"The restrooms are just lovely! Private yet airy."
"Spitting off the side of the pier is fun and entertaining!"