"Apparently the door locks itself. Beware."
"Even your own skin won't make you feel comfortable tonight."
"The Gogi cheesesteak is pretty good. More like a "sweetsteak". A little small for 9 smackers."
"It's already been said but I'll say it again. Slippery shrimp. Great service and funny manager with a love for LA and their sports teams. Showtimeeee!"
"Too much is never enough."
"If you're a true fan and your hungry, go double meat/double cheese please. Follow with peanut butter kandy kake by tastykake. Finish with a nap. Good day."