"Bring your Pub Subs from the Publix across the street and devour them at the gazebo!!"
"Sometimes the fountain spits at you as you walk around the lake due to the wind..."
"Watch out for Kathy here. She lurks in the shadows and takes your yearbook portrait when you least expect it"
"No fantasy football discussions allowed on Sundays"
"Awesome store with awesome staff on hand to answer all of your questions. Definitely feels like runners caring for runners here"
"Watch out for the Abigail!"