Elizabeth

"As of the 2020 census, it is now population 6!"

"The columns are Ionic, not Doric."

"This place smells very strongly of tires, probably due to the gas station next door. If you are sensitive to that smell, you should probably avoid eating here."

"Slowest drive-thru in the world. Just park and go inside."

"When you enter from the parking lot at the back of the building, the door under the sign is the door to the kitchen - don't try to enter there. Dining room entrance is to the left."

"Our room was ok (though like a relic from a bygone era), but another member of our group found bedbugs in her room and the staff did not offer a refund nor even seem to care."